October 2018

what if genie dirk and genie jake banged?

DirkJake kinktober!

Collaboration between @callmearcturus and @mimsiical

1 October: this is sure to misspell disaster (Adornment)
2 October: an appreciation for finer things (Chastity Device)
3 October: to tundra, by sleep (H/C, Helplessness)
4 October: a taste for absinthe and endless fortune (Prohibition Era AU)

DirkJake kinktober!

Collaboration between @callmearcturus and @mimsiical

5 October - double-blind and double-bind (Fuck or Die)
6 October - at least as deep as the pacific ocean (Sensory Deprivation)
7 October - the way we look to distant constellations (Xeno)

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DirkJake kinktober!

Collaboration between @callmearcturus and @mimsiical

5 October - double-blind and double-bind (Fuck or Die)
6 October - at least as deep as the pacific ocean (Sensory Deprivation)
7 October - the way we look to distant constellations (Xeno)

Just because tumblr doesn’t like my gifs –> here link to the Igmur

What is kinktober? Sorry if I’m missing something about it on your blog that would explain it.

Okay, ummm do you know such a thing as an inctober or a drawtober etc?
It’s the same, only every day you do things with different kinks.
So Arc and Mims write fanfic, where every day a new kink.
And I just make some sketches for their stories, because I like them a lot.

I'm just in love with your kinktober art. I was a bit confused with the last chapter due English not being my first language, but with your art kinda confirm what I could understand, so.... you're kinda saving me here 😄😄

Ahh~  I’m glad this helps! 💚

DirkJake kinktober!

Collaboration between @callmearcturus and @mimsiical

8 October: three points where two lines meet (Selfcest, Exhibitionism)
9 October: soft reset (Service Submission)
10 October: black and blue, and red all over (Impact Play)
11 October - proper preparations (Negotiation)

Holy shit that witch Jake from the kinktober is the cutest Jake I have ever seen thank you ;v;

Yep! he is charming witchy boy :в

Oh, and I completely forgot, but I was told I didn’t give Dirk an ass.
Sorry sorry my bad, Dirk. Get your a plush ass 🌟 🌟 🌟

Me encantan tus dibujos! <3

muchas gracias!

Dobra sztuka!

dziekuje!

AAHHHH I LOVE YOUR ART SO. MUCH. ❤❤❤

You hear it?
shhh…if you listen, you can hear me scream:

THANK YOU~
VERY~
MUCH~!!!!

i honest to god love your art so much. you literally made me get back into cosplay and art after like two years. youre so talented!! have a good ass day

I’m so happy!
hear that you inspire someone to something it’s like one of the best compliments!!!

*gasp* BITCH. I LOVE YOUR ART.

WELL DAMN THANKS! 

 (* っ ˘ ³ ˘*) っ chuu~

Do you get off to people complimenting you?

shvblvJ;KAРОВИЙЦЛФ ПРЕСВЯТЫЕ ПРЯНИКИ…

let’s say that I just get a good mood

We're friends on Discord but I always worry to bother you because you must be incredibly busy but I wanted you to know I don't have a lot of favorite nsfw artists. But you're absolutely without a doubt one of them. 💛

thank! it’s so nice to hear! 

I love your art so much! The drawings are gorgeous and I even started reading some fics because your illustrations inspired me. Despite my big appreciation for your kinktober drawings, my favorite one is surprisingly the witch!Jake one! I love his expression, his outfit, his hat! I love it so much. It's just so cute and I would wear that in the blink of an eye.

Thank you! Witch!Jake is one of my favorites too!
look how pleased he is with his fancy hat and skorts! (*˘︶˘*) 

Do you get off to people complimenting you?

cingo0:

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shvblvJ;KAРОВИЙЦЛФ ПРЕСВЯТЫЕ ПРЯНИКИ…

let’s say that I just get a good mood

DON’T TRUST GOOGLE MY FRIEND!

You have a discord?👀

Yes, I have a discord :в
although I’m not the most talkative person

do you have any more good dirkjake fics?

i don’t have one 
but if you mean to recommend, then yes!
*GASP *I need to make a list!
but most I read when I didn’t have an account on AO3, so they are not in the bookmarks
and I need to look for them

Have you read "The Work Of A Farmer Is Never Done"? It's a DirkJake fic from the last few months I think, from one of the big shipping events here on tumblr.

No, I haven’t!
but I’ll definitely take a look ;)

DirkJake kinktober!

Collaboration between @callmearcturus and @mimsiical

12 October: tasteful remedies for wandering feet (Corruption)
13 October: let’s discuss an antiquated meme from the ancient internet (Petplay)
14 October - on the edge of 0b10001 (Brobot)

Jake turning into a furry after all those chapters of Kinktober, oh jegus how about that

11 october
Jake: “I’m not a furry!”
12 october 
Jake: oh well…not bad
13 october
Jake: DIRK COME HERE MY SWEET KITTY!!!

Hey I was reading the kinktober stuff and I was wondering if you could help me understand the fae stuff? Like what the hunt is? I tried to Google it but I got confused haha 😅 if it's not too much trouble can you help explain it to me? Thank you!

Oh boi…To be honest, I don’t know much about this either.

The Wild Hunt has many variations depending on the region (Scandinavia, Germany, Ireland, England etc) , so I see why you are a bit confused.
I can only give a brief description:

The Wild Hunt is a folk myth of a ghostly leader and his group of hunters and hounds flying through the cold night sky, accompanied by the sounds of the howling wind. The hunters may be either elves or fairies or the dead.

You shouldn’t look at The Wild Hunt. Seeing the Wild Hunt was thought to presage some catastrophe.
In some versions of the myth, those who meet the gaze of the Wild Hunter will die on the spot, in some -you will be torn apart by dogs, or you will turns into a driven animal, until the dogs catch up with you. People encountering the Hunt might also be abducted to the underworld or the fairy kingdom.

I like the legend of  “Herne The Hunter” and “King Herla”

(if there are experts here, you’re welcome to correct me).

Hey I was reading the kinktober stuff and I was wondering if you could help me understand the fae stuff? Like what the hunt is? I tried to Google it but I got confused haha 😅 if it's not too much trouble can you help explain it to me? Thank you!

callmearcturus:

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Oh boi…To be honest, I don’t know much about this either.

The Wild Hunt has many variations depending on the region (Scandinavia, Germany, Ireland, England etc) , so I see why you are a bit confused.
I can only give a brief description:

The Wild Hunt is a folk myth of a ghostly leader and his group of hunters and hounds flying through the cold night sky, accompanied by the sounds of the howling wind. The hunters may be either elves or fairies or the dead.

You shouldn’t look at The Wild Hunt. Seeing the Wild Hunt was thought to presage some catastrophe.
In some versions of the myth, those who meet the gaze of the Wild Hunter will die on the spot, in some -you will be torn apart by dogs, or you will turns into a driven animal, until the dogs catch up with you. People encountering the Hunt might also be abducted to the underworld or the fairy kingdom.

I like the legend of  “Herne The Hunter” and “King Herla”

(if there are experts here, you’re welcome to correct me).

You are right across the board. I’d also include the Erlking too, but up to you. There is one piece of context that might not be clear: I’ve been basically dodging around writing a long sexy Wild Hunt-style story for at this point literally years. I have had the concept ready in like my last four fandoms and I still haven’t done it. So this is like round seven of me hinting at the story while once again not writing it.

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DirkJake kinktober!

Collaboration between @callmearcturus and @mimsiical

15 October: take a breather (Domesticity)
16 October: [s] jake: be the worst (Safewording)
17 October: cashing out all your chips (Prohibition AU)

Avatar Dirk is so very cute!!!! I can't get enough of his cute little face!

what a pity it ended so quickly!
but there are several days ahead
maybe we still manage to read about the sex of blue alien fur-…  

…or maybe not

I dont want October to end your kinktobers are giving me life.

Unfortunately everything ever ends.
But thanks to Arc and Mims for their work, without them I would hardly have started any October events!

djkfhaskjdhf I am glad that you and everyone is enjoying the Kinktober thing. it has to go on a soft pause for a bit though now bc when we *started* the project, we spent the last week of September writing so we would have a backlog of Dreams to post. Then Mims and I each ran into the usual daily life problems, and now we are behind. You may have noticed no 18 October chapter is up yet. The good news is I have a new Ambitious idea I'm working on, but it'll take a bit to get the dreams up. Sorry!

Seriously, you are doing a great job. Take your time❣

Okay but imagine. Genie Jake and micro birb Dirk

*jake/dirk if he ever gets into the lamp with dirk/jake* Damn bitch u live like this

Dirk is a very old genie. He had many masters and not all of them were good (one of the reasons why Dirk created the list of rules). He has been to many parts of the world in all this time, and he has a large collection of various things and artifacts.
So when Jake gets into Dirk’s lamp, he is very excited.
“Oh my gods Dirk, you have quite an impressive collection here! Can i have a closer look?”
“Sure. feel free.”
So Jake spends a lot of time exploring the collections, asking Dirk about them.
Dirk talks about some with pleasure and avoids talking about others.
But in the end they spend nice time together.


Jake is also a very old genie but unlike Dirk his lamp has been lost all this time. He was locked up in his small dwelling and he was extremely happy when Dirk found his lamp.
so if Dirk ever gets into the lamp with Jake it will be like
“wow dude, looking at you i thought your place would be stuffed with various shit like ancient scrolls or a bunch of skulls. But this place looks so…ugh i dunno…empty”
“Well, perhaps it is, since I have been trapped here until now”
“trapped?”
“Yes, I can’t leave the lamp until I have a master. You’re the first.”
“and how long have you been here?”
“I umm…I don’t know. I lost count a long time ago.”
awkward silence hung in the air
“but you know Dirk, I’m glad, I’m really glad you found me :)”

Angry birb won't betray him one and only Jake

no, here only micro birb!Dirk and genie!Jake
it’s like a separate AU of two AU. It’s AU^2

Kakxjsksk no no, I was joking saying that birb Dirk would not betray Jake from his AU for Genie!Jake, sorry for the misunderstanding 😅😅

i got it
but still there is no betrayal, because in this universe they have not met and are not familiar
but I’m nothing if I’m not joking about it

Yes, I am cruel *loud evil laugh*

Oh my god I love micro birb dirk

Thank you!!!! ( ´ ∀ `)ノ

Prompt: Micro!Dirk + berries *nudge nudge nudge*

Bless micro borb Dirk, he's the best

YES!👍

I just had the funniest thought. Dirk is enjoying himself and rests his eyes for just a moment. Suddenly avatar Jake is poking dirks cheek and Dirk just shrieks

you know what will be even funnier?
it’s not even a dream created by jake, it’s just a dream
now they will just haunt him

Regarding my last ask to make it even better it's not even a dream. It's Jake covered in crap blue body paint

OH LMAO :’D

Quick request uwuwu make sure you're drinking lots of water and giving yourself some love! Watch a moive and take regular breaks we all want you to be happy and healthy- A big fan of your art and work ❤

( ಥ ω ಥ) what a wonderful request!!! THANK YOU!

Хей? Ваши диркджейки просто ахуенны, спасибо за годный арт.))👌

Всегда пожалуйста, дружище! :в

okay but how would dirk react to avatar jake, that dude is gotta be like two feet taller than him at that point. Dirks gotta crane his neck to talk to this tall blue boy.

well…

…fuck

callmearcturus ответил(a) на ваш пост “okay but how would dirk react to avatar jake, that dude is gotta be…”
how dare you do this to me, i love size difference

:зс

I never new I needed Dirk and avatar Jake until now

Now you know *eyebrow waggle*

We need more Dirk and avatar Jake in our lives. It's so pure and such golden moments can come from it

Jake agree with you

The Rambles of a Tiny Bird CH1

rimainaneko:

Ao3 Link :https://archiveofourown.org/works/16363871/chapters/38293856
Homestuck
Mature
Jake English/Dirk Strider, MicroBird!Dirk, Jane Crocker, Roxy Lalonde
Summary:  A collection of ficlets and rambles from the MicroBird!Dirk art of Merupuri.

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We can see how Done ™️ Dirk is with the Avatar thing, but would do anything for his bf

for his boyfriend, for love!

What would happen if all the different jakes met. Same goes for all the different dirks.

Size difference is a one way ticket to my heart and avatar Jake is a rocket ship